Thursday, January 21, 2010

3 lelaki dihadapankan pada seorang pakar filem dari Hollywood.
Lelaki pertama adalah Cina Hong Kong.
Lelaki kedua adalah India Mumbai.
Lelaki ketiga adalah Melayu Malaysia.
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Pakar Hollywood pun mula memberi ceramah.
“Dalam perfileman jangan mimpi kau orang boleh beat kami” katanya “we have biggest weapon, English language. We can attract people from all around the world to watch our movie. Lagipun kami ada teknologi. Kami ada pakar. Circulation distribution kami luas
Now theres only one way u can bet us, be better than us. U can be better than us by being special.
And u know what is your specialty are?”
Ketiga2 lelaki itu menggelengkan kepala.
'U have your own culture. Use it. Sharpened it. Make it big, then only u can be on the same level as us"
Dari 3 orang itu hanya 2 orang mengangguk.
"OK Chinese man what is your strength than we Americans don’t have”
“We have kungfu. We have martial arts. “ kata lelaki Cina tu bersungguh-sungguh.
“Good good. Practise it. Multipy it. 20-30 years later u can be good and have your own identity”
“OK Indian man. What is your strength that we don’t have?”
“We love musical. We want to add singing and dancing like Ginger Rogers and the one from Dancing in The Rain. And we have train”
“OK practise your dance and singing. 20-30 years from now u can have your own identity and be good. Then only u can berdiri sama rendah duduk sama tall with us”
Then pakar Hollywood facing Melayu Malaysia.
“Ok dude. What is your strength?”
“Err…I don’t know”jawabnya jujur.
“allright. Think about it. Meet me 2 days from now”
2 hari kemudian melayu Malaysia jumpa pakar Hollywood tu balik. Ditepi lelaki Cina tu practise kungfu dan lelaki India tu practise menari.
“Ok Melayu Malaysia, tell me what your strength is?”
“I still don’t know sir”
“OK go back and think. Meet me a week from now”
Seminggu kemudian, Bruce Lee lahir dan Bobby mula ditayangkan dipawagam-pawagam.
“Ok young man, tell me what is your strength that u can make your identity in your movie?”
Dengan bersahaja Melayu Malaysia menjawab “Que Haidar”

1 comment:

MOLOKO said...

HA ha ha...you sure make me laugh bro...

nice one bro!