Sunday, November 9, 2008

LETTER TO THE KID part 3: ITS COOL TO BE BABY


Dear kid,

Less than a week u gonna be born...means no m0re womb for u. U know how it works? It simple kid...u growing up and your moms belly cant support u anymore. And u have no choice but to get out from the womb and hence...welcome to the world. Its a simple physic kid. But its ok kid. Womb if for dummies. World is the only cool place to live in. its time for u to face the real world. Its time for u to breath the real oxygene. How does it feel kid?


World gonna love u kid. People gonna making funny faces when they meet u. They'll come and see ya. They give u present. They touch your feet. Touch your nose touch your skin. They wrinkle when u smile kid. And of course u will not remmember what their looks like now cause your brain is still small and u cant think straight But i'll take photo of them and you and show it to u when u old enough so juast when u naughty or lazy or spoilt i just can show u the pic ture of u when u baby and said' tengok! kalau ayah tahu kau jahat bila dah besar, sejak kecik ayah dah picit-picit engkau!" hehehe....Im just kidding kid.


yes i agree its much more cool when u a baby. Everybody likes a baby. Enjoy it while u can kid cause when u start growing up..when u start growing moustache, growing bulu kaki, and all other bulus then u'll start thinking about other problem..money, love, responsibility, friendship, politic, socialism, communism, who is that Che Guevera, Why Obama is black, Why The Beatles is cool, that shit this shit.... its chaos kid. thats the reason why i said that being baby is the coolest thing ever happen to human being kid. U have no problem to think of. All u want to do is just want to suck your moms puting....

Now how many grown up people can do that?

get it what im trying to say kid? :)

oh kid, by the way the new james Bond movie is not that good ok. If u have a chance try not to watch it ok kid.

Adios.I'll post u something else later ok. meanwhile just enjoy the womb. (this is the only chance for u to kick your mom from inside) I my self dont remember how i felt when i was in there 30 years ago.

Bye kid, so long now.

Yours sincerely,

MOHD SAAD OMAR


9 comments:

CT Cutielady said...

"All u want to do is just want to sick your moms puting...." mcm tak paham ayat ni... klau SICK tu ditukar kepada SUCK.. baru aku paham.. gitu ke patutnya?

saat omar said...

yes suck...ty Cutie for correct me. maybe next time i should give it to u to edit before i post it eh?

kamal sabran said...

aku pun tak sabar nak geletek pinggang anak ko saat!
all da best!

syahrulfikri said...

hahaha saad saad... ko ni kan huhuhu...

oh anyway, paper hari ni ade tunjuk work en syukri titled "demi masa" beb hihihi... jus tot u shud know..

l.i.f.e said...

owhh god saat!..suck ur mum's puting! :))
kecik2 lagi dah ajar eh!
letak tits or nips kan cam kiut je :P

Christina said...

hahahaha...
i can't wait for ur kid to grow up and read this.

this is just so exciting!

saat omar said...

:)life, Chrstina...

Ajin...skrg banyak sgt tajuknya DEMI MASA...ada bukupun tajuk tu jugak.

CT Cutielady said...

oh typo eh.. ok ok... betul gak ckp shila, nips shud be better word than PUTING!!..hehehee

Yeah Christy.. I think we should copy paste kat Words then print then BIND then pass on to Jaja to keep for her child to read when he/she turns 21.. hahahahaaa..

Judge said...

ha'ah la sis.. jaja kene simpan semua yg saat type untuk baby.. nnti dia dah besar kasi kat dia baca.. ahakkss... hari ni 11/11/08.. harap2 last la check up.. lagi 5 hari ni.. hihihi...